Sunday, February 17, 2013

Don't Mess with Old People + fun

Fred was a resident in an island nursing home.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to
him like he was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

"And how are we doing this morning?"

















Or
"Are we ready for a bath?"
Or
"Are we hungry ?"

Old Fred had had enough of this particular nurse.

So one day, at breakfast,
Old Fred took the apple juice off the tray
And put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing,
So you know where the juice went!












The nurse came in a little later,
picked up the urine bottle and looked at it....

 "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. "

At this, Old Fred snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top....  And drank it down, saying,

"Well, I'll just run it through again, shall I?
 Maybe I can filter it better this time."

With that  said the nurse fainted
and old Fred just smiled.......















THE MORAL OF THE STORY .....
DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!!  LOL

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Happy New Year and Funny Pictures

Wow 2013 & already into February .... 
 My how time flies! 



After spending the new year in hospital  (not fun) I  need to get
back to laughing a lot, as we all know laughter is by far the very
best medicine! 

IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD ....  (just imagine )  LOL 

Awwwww too pretty! 


Super Handy! 
 Brilliant!!


Hmmm , colour coordinated car yards ... lol  



No more --> Who left the seat up?  LOL



Lucky Last (or unlucky, Ouch)  LOL  


Saturday, December 22, 2012

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Funny Picture from Idaho ..... LOL

IDAHO HAS SPOKEN


With the world the way it is today, 
everyone is seeing images in their food - 
from Jesus on a piece of toast
to George Washington on a chicken nugget. 

Now finally someone has found the image 
of Obama on a potato.....     ;)  




Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Aren't Older Women Great? LOL

An Older Mans' Perspective  :) 





After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look 
at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a 
cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
 a 10-inch black and white TV...... 
but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, 
a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping 
with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. 
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl 
and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? 
They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.


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