FUN PLACE 2 BE - THE 5F'S OF FUN ARE.....

10 Peeves That Dogs Have with Humans !..

2011-09-29T01:36:00.001-07:00

For Dogs Lovers Everywhere !!! LOL

#1
Blaming your farts on us.....NOT FUNNY,
Not funny at all !!

#2

Yelling at us for barking... I'M A DAMN DOG!

#3
Taking us for a walk, then not letting us check stuff out...
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

#4
Any trick that involves balancing food on our nose.
Stop it!!
#5
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up
when you're not home.... payback!
#6
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw...
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo....
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

#7
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip'...
Then acting suprised when I freak out
every time we go back!

Getting upset when we sniff the crotches of your

guests....

Sorry, but we haven't quite mastered that

handshake thing just yet!
(no picture for that one) lol

#9
Dog sweaters...

Hello ???

Have you not noticed the fur? :)

#10

How you act disgusted when we lick ourselves!

Look, we both know the truth.... You're just jealous!

Now lay off on some of these things..
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see us picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.....

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!
AND CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Now tell me this .............................

?? Now whose boss ? Dog or Man? or your
best friend !! Enjoy ! LOL !!!! :)

OOOOPS ... been way too long since my last post.......... My Bad!

2011-08-24T04:41:00.000-07:00

The teacher was telling the kids about the
birds & the bees....
She explained that when a man and a woman meet,
fall in love, nine months later the stork usually
brings them a little baby from its nest....

Little Gemma at the back of the class put her
hand up & asks the teacher...

Are you sure about the stork, miss?

I think you're getting your birds mixed up!

'Cos my big sister just got a little baby &
she said it was from a shag at the beach..!!!

Happy Mothers Day to All :)

2011-05-07T03:00:00.000-07:00

Happy Easter To All & Hilarious Video

2011-04-21T22:47:00.001-07:00

LOL .. & Hilarious Video Below... Enjoy!

Might be my weird sense of humour, that was
hilariously clever and funny I thought... :)

Funny Story And Men Think they have it Rough LMAO!

2011-04-09T01:23:00.000-07:00

Mammagrams are never fun! , This story is funny though! Had my first one a few weeks back & not pleasant at all.. So men if you think you have it rough, think again .. LOL A lady, who had been arrested for assaulting a Mammogram Technician, said , "Your Honour, I'm guilty but..... there were extenuating circumstances. " The female Judge said, sarcastically, "I'd certainly like to hear those extenuating circumstances." I did too so, I listened as the lady told her story. "Your Honour, I had a mammogram appointment, which I actually kept. I was met by this perky little clipboard carrier smiling from ear to ear and she tilted her head to one side and said.... "Hi! I'm Melinda! All I need you to do is step into this room here, strip to the waist, then slip on this gown. Is everything clear?" I'm thinking, "Melinda, try decaf. This ain't rocket science." Melinda then skipped away to prepare the chamber of horrors. With the right side finished, Melinda flipped me (literally) to the left and said, "Hmmmm.

Can you stand on your tippy toes and lean in a bit so we can get everything? " Fine, I answered. I was freezing, bruised, and out of air, so why not use the remaining circulation in my legs and neck to finish me off?

My body was in a holding pattern that defied gravity (with my other breast wedged

between those two 4 inch pieces of square glass) when I heard and felt a zap! Then Complete darkness, the power went off!

Melinda said, "Uh-oh, maintenance is working, bet they hit a snag." & Then she headed for the door. "Excuse me! You're not leaving me in this vice alone are you?" I shouted.

Melinda kept going and said, "Oh, you fussy puppy...the door's wide open so you'll have the emergency hall lights. & I'll be right back." Before I could shout NOOOO! She had disappeared.

And that's exactly how Bubba and Earl, "maintenance men Extraordinaire" found me... half-naked with part of me dangling from the Jaws of Life and the other part smashed between glass! After exchanging a polite ... Hi, how's it going type greeting, Bubba (or possibly Earl) asked, to my utter disbelief, if I knew the power was off. ?????? Trying to disguise my hysteria, I replied with as much calmness as possible,

"Uh, yes, I did, but thanks anyway." "OK, you take care now" Bubba replied and waved good-bye as though I'd been standing in the line at the supermarket . Two hours later, Melinda breezes in wearing a sheepish grin. Making no attempt to suppress her amusement, she said, "Oh I am sooo sorry!

The power came back on and I totally forgot about you! And oops silly me,

I went to lunch.

Are we upset?"

And that, Your Honour, is exactly how her head ended up between the clamps...." The judge could hardly contain her laughter as she said "Case Dismissed!

How is that? Women will relate to that I'm sure, and men count yourselves lucky!

Truly ... Imagine if they did that with your body parts to check for certain stuff!..

Bet that hurts just thinking about it ! LOL ..

"The Birds & The Bees" LOL

2011-02-10T04:41:00.000-08:00

The Poor wee soul ... Hey , I had all sons , so for me this is hilarious!

(Every Parents' worst nightmare perhaps!)

A father asks his 10-year old son if he knows about the " birds and the bees"?

"I don't want to know!! " he says , bursting into tears.

"Please ... Promise me you won't tell me"

Very confused, the father asked what was wrong..

The boy sobs , When I was six, I got the......

"There's no Easter Bunny" speech

When I was seven , I got the ....

"There's no such thing as the Tooth Fairy" speech

When I was eight, you hit me with the....

"There's no such thing as Santa" speech!

So If you are going to tell me that grown-ups don't really shag..

I'll have nothing left to live for... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL , Oh dear.. how sad, never mind!

When you think you are having a bad day!

2011-02-06T18:11:00.000-08:00

Think Again of this poor guy .. lol

Had no posts for a while, my lappy packed a sad ....

& was in the shop for 23 very looooong days , would you

believe ? Seems customer service these days is non

existent in certain places ... which is not funny at all!

Lots to catch up on of course & will be on the look out

for some more fun jokes to add.... could have used a

few good laughs while waiting for my lappy to be fixed!

Lost all data , so starting back from scratch once again..

Which sometimes can be a good thing! although it did

not seem like it at the time...

So , Keep laughing & Smiling

as often as possible , it helps keep your sanity! :)

Happy New Year for 2011 !

2011-01-03T20:09:00.000-08:00

Happy New Year for 2011! ...

I have a feeling that 2011 will be a very
good one!! :)
Happy New Year & Make yours a great one too!

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Friends & Fun for Everyone !

Merry Xmas - My New Elf Video!! LOL

2010-12-17T02:43:00.000-08:00

I was waiting for the launch of Fortune 2x2 ,
Which by the way is amazing! ..
I Made this for FUN in the meantime ... LOL

MLMer's Funny as Video ... Classic!!

2010-12-15T16:08:00.000-08:00

Anyone who has been in or is in Network Marketing
or an MLM business....

I am sure this will crack you up laughing ...

Super Funny!!! :)

Can you relate to that.. ... ???
I think we all have a brother & law,
or family member like that ... :)
I certainly do!! lol

Fun Joke - Bob and the Blonde ... :)

2010-11-21T17:20:00.000-08:00

Bob and the Blonde!

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.

The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the
story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob said, "You know, I bet he will jump.."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet ya he won't."

Bob placed a $20.00 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20.00 to Bob,
saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,
and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money...

Bit lame, but funny... none the less..

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Fun Pictures & Old Geezers .. lol

2010-10-05T22:25:00.000-07:00

Some Fun Pictures, Just for a Good Laugh.. :)
Getting old ain't so bad ... lol

& My Personal Fav' lol

LOL, No point in mucking about! ..

Plan Your Retirement NOW ..

Click HERE..

Hilarious Tassie' Video

2010-09-27T16:04:00.000-07:00

Super Funny Video, sent from a friend that
lives over there...
So guessing if she found it funny, & she lives
in Tasmania' then no one else should be offended..
Hope not anyway... lol
And I know I LMAO .. hope you do too... :)
Enjoy!

DK-Elite- Enterprises

Fun Joke - "Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast! " This is one of my Fav' Jokes ...

2010-08-15T21:01:00.000-07:00

An elderly man in Taranaki had owned
a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond out the back.
It was perfectly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, (as he hadn't been there for a while)
to look it over.
He grabbed a huge bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond....

He made the young women aware of his presence ,
and they all went down to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."

AND.......

Holding the rather large bucket up he said,
"I'm just here to feed the alligator"

See... some old men can still think fast..
LOL..

Some Fun Pictures..

2010-08-09T01:57:00.000-07:00

"Always in a Hurry" Oops!

"Barbie, Addicted to Facebook" Eeeek..

"A Plumber with a great sense of humour" LOL..

"In my next life , Why I'd like to be a bear"

Fun Joke - True though.. lol

2010-08-02T00:03:00.000-07:00

Quote of the day...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. "

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap.....

Be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!!! LOL ..

Fun Joke - Marriage and Sharing.. lol

2010-07-11T22:00:00.000-07:00

"The sharing of marriage"... LOL

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries
and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half,
placing one half in front of his lovely wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of her....

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,
the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, That poor old couple...
All they can afford is one meal for the two of them.

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table
and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine - and that they were used to
sharing everything.....

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
taking turns at sipping on the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another meal for them.
This time the old woman said
"No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady
who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked

"What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered ......

"THE TEETH."

Nothing like sharing everything, aye? ..
How sweet.. lol

Blonde Moment and Jokes.. 'Coz I can...

2010-06-10T23:04:00.000-07:00

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at
2am in the morning. ......

The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened for a moment And said
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.

The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know........
Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."

AND ....................................

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.

She proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them"

A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"

The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

* OH to be blonde aye! ... lol

Dianne @ DK Elite Enterprises

Fun Joke, Guess you had to be there.. lol

2010-05-19T21:35:00.000-07:00

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table.

He has been checking her out since he sat down,
but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying
out of its socket toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theatre followed by drinks.

They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams
and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like
to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks him a gourmet meal with
all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed.
Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.

Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. . .

Wait for it. .....

The suspense is killing you, isn't it? LOL

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She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."

DK-Elite-Enterprises

Happy Mothers Day! :) A Great Joke Especially for All the Mums'

2010-05-09T19:14:00.001-07:00

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES LOL ...

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car

and 3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music

or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids;

keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework, and complete science projects,

cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money

for groceries each week.
Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends

and relatives, and send cards out on time--no Emailing.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment,

a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the A & E.
He must also make biscuits or cakes for a social function.

Each man will be responible for decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily,

adorn himself with jewellery, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe

abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme,

unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down

from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time

at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning,

feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and comb their hair by 8:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks,

and each father will be required to know all of the following

information:

Each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size

and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth,

and length of labour, each child's favourite colour, middle name,

favourite snack, favourite song, favourite drink, favourite toy,

biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up.

All the above must be completed whilst working in either full time

(preferably) or part time employment to assist in the financial input

for the family.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.

The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate

with his spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over

and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right

To be called Mum!

LOL, I'm sure most Mothers' can relate to that one..

Hope you had a great Mums' Day!! Every day should

be Mothers day .. :)

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL ...

2010-04-04T22:47:00.000-07:00

Hope Everyone, had a Fun, Safe & Happy Easter!

From Dianne @ DK Elite Enterprises

Fun Video, and a Really Cool Trick...

2010-03-15T23:46:00.000-07:00

The Phone Number - Really Cool Trick.. :)
If it Matches your Phone Number....

Then you have to watch my fun Video... Deal?

Ok.. Here it is... Grab a calculator & Try it out,
it may freak ya out a little.. lol

1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number
(NOT the Area code...)

2. Then Multiply it by 80

3. Then Add 1

4. Multiply that by 250

5. Then Add to this, the last 4 digits of your phone number

6. Add to this the last 4 digits of your phone number Again..

7. Then Subtract 250

8. Then Divide that number by 2

See if the answer is familiar... lol

Gotcha!!!! 'Tis Magic.. hee hee..

Now ya have to watch my video...

Was that fun? or what? ... lol

DK-Elite-Enterprises

Fun Joke "The BLONDE Mortician"

2010-03-02T18:35:00.000-08:00

Not Quite sure what's up with me, and BLONDE Jokes..
heee heee... :) Now It's Blonde/Grey but shhh...(close enough)

Anyhoo, .... Here it is..

The Blonde Mortician!

A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive,
expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's
wife how she would like the body dressed.

She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, ..... says that she always thought her husband always
looked his best in blue, and that she would like him in a blue suit.

So she gives the Blonde mortician a blank cheque and says,
"I don't care how much it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit
for the viewing."

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her
husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe!

"The suit fits him perfectly" .. She says to the blonde mortician,
"Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and
I'm very grateful. "

"How much did you spend? " To her astonishment, the blonde mortician
presents her with the blank check.

"There's no charge" she says....
"No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!" she says.

"No Honestly, ma'am," the blonde says,
"it cost nothing" .....

You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly
after you left yesterday, and he was wearing a very attractive blue suit.

I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead,
and she said it made no difference, as long as he looked nice.

''So I just switched the heads" ...

Ewwwwww!! , & lucky most blondes are not really that stupid .. ;)

Find out what this blonde is up to here.. ;)
DK-Elite-Enterprises

25 Life Lessons my Mother Taught me.... :)

2010-02-10T21:17:00.000-08:00

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, please do it outside.
I've just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC...
"Because I said so! That's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC ....
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to the shops with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT..
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner ."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM ...
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
"You WILL sit there until all those broad beans are gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER
"This room of yours looks like a cyclone hit it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"You Just wait 'til we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop pulling those faces, you are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP ...
"Go & Put your jumper on.... Do you think I don't know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOUR ...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT!
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You are just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS ..
"Shut that door behind you,.. Do you think you were born in a tent?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM ..
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
(And my all time Favourite & lucky last) ..
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Go Figure.. LOL .. I did have Four Sons .. and Yes I now know
exactly what she meant!.... And Great Lessons they were.. :)

Dianne @
DK-Elite-Enterprises

Express 2 Success in 2010

2010-01-26T16:46:00.000-08:00

Yes I am still Here...

Looking at the date of the last post..

you wouldn't have thought so LOL Oopsy!

Well , I will be back more often that's for sure..

and it's going to be a GREAT Year !! :)

Fun, fun & lots of Fun!!

Come visit my new site....

DK-Elite-Enterprises

Any comments on it, feel free to!

I will be adding a lot more jokes ,

and fun stuff... videos etc.. here!

Now I have a new home for my

business ventures ... so keep an

eye out, when you need a laugh!

The Blonde Version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" LOL

2009-08-26T21:58:00.000-07:00

A Contestant, named Sarah, on 'Who Wants to be a millionaire?'
had finally reached the last round....

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the $1,000,000.

If she answered incorrectly, she would only take home the $25,000,
And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question wouldn't be an easy one..

And there it was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not
build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it?

A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture

Sarah was on the spot, and She didn't know the answer..
She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.
She hoped she would not have to use it because.........
Her friend was, well, a blonde.

As she had no alternative, they called her friend and she gave her the
question and the four choices.

The blonde responded without hesitating...
"Oh, That's easy"... The answer is C: the cuckoo.

Sarah, had to make a decision and make it fast.
She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.....

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the
most logical thing to do, But her friend had responded with such confidence,
and certainty , that Sarah could not help but be convinced..

So Crossing her fingers, she said, "C: The cuckoo".

''Is that your final answer?" "Yes, that is my final answer".

''That answer is Absolutely correct!
You are now a millionaire! ( The crowd cheered.. )

Sarah had won the million dollars!

'Three days later, Sarah hosted a huge party for her family and friends,
including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars....

"Oh Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you , " Sarah said ..

"How did you happen to know the right answer?"

''Oh, come on," said the blonde .....

Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests,
They live in clocks... 'Sarah fainted '

ROFL.. :)

Fun Joke, Do Women Fart? Really????

2009-08-10T06:11:00.001-07:00

Has Been a tense week......

Thought this joke was appropriate!! LOL ....

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized

I desperately needed to fart...... (women don't ya know!)

HOWEVER, The music was really, really loud,

so I timed my farts with the beat of the music,
And After a couple of songs, I started to feel better....

So I finished my drink and noticed that everybody

was staring at me...... (don't ya hate that? but) ..... lol

I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod...

OMG.... Hilarious or Just Blonde??

I Will let you decide!

Tense week over, .... Needless to say....

Updates on Advertising sites etc... General Post Today..

2009-07-27T01:02:00.000-07:00

HELLO..... Has Been a while.. since my last post...

Had a couple of days off , around the 10th of the month..

Lovely break too, it was.. (And Kev's Birthday) ..

Spent the night in a lovely Hotel, Room Service, Car Valet..

You name it, felt like Royalty... (could totally get used to that)

and blew a few bucks in the local casino.....

Made it all back + some, so left Very Happy .... :)

Then get back home only to get a nasty flu.. (not swine flu)

but felt quite bad and have not been that great

for the last couple of weeks .. Coming right now, slowly!

Anyway!!!

Thank Goodness for being Self Employed, having Home based

Businesses .. because I wouldn't have made it to a normal JOB..

Have barely been out the house either lately ......

Have been keeping up as best I can... & got paid in a couple of things..

Quite exciting, that everything still ticks along, with the minimum

of my time... and with minimal attention ... YOU Gotta love that..

My last post, was about all the new launches at the beginning of the month..

Mostly New Advertising resources.. ....

Some Worked Out , and Even Paid already..

One was a big disappointment, and felt very

mislead.. (the funnel system one) mainly..

felt a little ambushed there..

Made it seem like was going to be $9.95, no mention of a trial period

or the rotator thing.... so cancelled that , as I don't like

being mislead or lied to.... as I'm sure none of us do!

On a much brighter note, TAGM , cycled and Paid me.. NET BUG.. Paid Me...

and so did NPN .. all while I wasn't too well to even do much .. got some ads

out, but really haven't been able to do heck of a lot lately....

So that was exciting.. and a very nice suprise..

Also, I signed up here.. while I was delerious..

on cough mixture, and pills.... LOL ...

I fell in love with the header graphic.. and that was that..

and have since seen some action.. still NO idea exactly what

will happen with it..

Check out the cool graphics though.. or maybe it was just me..

or the cough mixture had some side effects.. Not sure YET..

Click here for a really big cool diamond.. and NICE Car too..

Hey it was only $5 to upgrade.. .. or free if you like, YOU can still earn..

Call me crazy!!! have been called worse, believe me..

And just Have some fun , Why NOT!

Hoping to feel back to normalish real soon...

All the best to YOU... :)

Newly Launched Fun Advertising Places...

2009-07-02T20:15:00.000-07:00

WOW, What a WEEK!!

Or Two , this week!

With all the NEW Launches of Great Advertising sites this week!
Having a blonde moment or two, 'Tis Making my Head Spin!!

With Excitement of course... lol

While staying focused on NPN, I have only been looking into more
good advertising sites , not any more join me, and make a gazillion $$,
Am over all of those, and very happy with what I have!

(Still a Team Orange Moonie too of course )

However WOW, be careful what you wish for......
Looking at new ad sites, and boom! all at once,

They launch a few in the same week ... hmmmm!

A couple , I even did try to ignore at first, as I didn't
know exactly what they were about at the time!

After some hours spent finding out more..
I did realise, I would be crazy not to do some of them,

All are good advertising ones.. and One with a nice twist..

Not just advertising, but a funnel of prospects coming at you,
on Auto-Pilot each month ... well, I liked that idea !!

10,000 opt in targeted prospects, monthly
for $9.95....

It wasn't really till this audio that answered all my questions,
that I did finally realise the full potential of it....

Listen Here to this Short Audio....

While I did join earlyish, over 15,000 more have joined
since then... and about to be a lot more in the next few days!!

If by chance you haven't yet, which would suprise me!!
Please do Yourself a favour, and
JOIN HERE NOW..........

Even if you decide it's not for you later, it's free to join
while in Pre-Launch, and you have nothing at all to lose!!

These are the other new ones Launched just this week!

SUCCESS QUIK ( New Feeder into Revenue Magic)
I have been in RM, for over a year, I have found it very
responsive, and so far so is Success Quik ...

One time only, $9.95, gives you perpetual ads and $$
Feeds you into the higher levels, with no out of pocket
expense!!! Loving this one!!

NET BUG Advertising ... Get Paid to Watch Videos..
Going to be a free version And a paid membership option..
Good for video advertisers , or just get paid to watch.... :)

TAGM Advertising.. (this does have a weekly charge) ..
of $5.75 , not monthly, just so you know!!!
Still testing it out, seems good so far.. and they do
guarantee cycling even if you get NO referrals..

Hope You have a great weekend,
And make sure You Have some fun!

My Video Montage .. Just For Fun..

2009-06-23T18:52:00.000-07:00

Some Family Pic's ..

Funny Video..

2009-06-04T04:44:00.000-07:00

Just a Funny Video for now...

A Recent study indicated that we need approximately
12 laughs a day to stay healthy!

I'm thinking " Yep, that AND a nice glass of Red Wine"
However, life sometimes throws us curve balls
when we least expect it!
And just to stay sane, we need to sit back
and just have a laugh!

Have lots coming up... and some exciting
updates ... and a fun business I want to share..
So watch this space......

Fun Joke, "The Little ole man"

2009-05-21T18:50:00.000-07:00

A little old man goes into a drug store and says,

"Can I have 6 Viagra tablets please, and could you
cut them into quarters?"

"Yes Sir, I can cut them for you" said Bob the pharmacist,
However a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection!

"Hey I am 96 years old" said the little old man.

"I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far
enough so I don't pee on my slippers."

Fun and Ewwww! :)

5 Fun Traffic Sites, THAT Make YOU Money Too....

2009-05-18T18:14:00.000-07:00

Five FUN ways to get lots of Traffic, and Get Paid too....
I like advertising places that are Different and that Pay..
and ones that WORK too, of course... :)
These five, are fun, have good response rates for your Ads...
and can make you money at the same time....

Traffic Python is Excellent, Free to sign up, does have
upgrade options... and extremely good advertising
that goes viral all on its own... 10/10 and NEW!

This one is simply different... Hits & Get Paid... There is a FREE
option to check it out, Highly recommend doing the $10 at least!
Get your ads out + watch your $10 go crazy..... and make More!
Be sure to click on the testimonials, bit of Fun Here....

Have you checked out 50K banners Yet? If Not, You Should!!!
It is Only $7 a month, that gives you 50,000 banner impressions..
It does have a high click thru rate for your ads too....
and also includes 10 positions in the company forced matrix... and even
offers a money back guarantee, if you Don't make money... LOL
A nice set it & forget it, check your stats now and again...
Pays $2 a referral .... This is growing fast, and it is GOOD!
And Yes Banner ads , Do Still Work... :)

Revenue Magic... Have been in this one a Very long time..
Even free members can get paid .. I am upgraded as I know this has
Very responsive advertising.. and they are about to bring out
a small feeder 2x2 for only $9.95 mid June , that will feed you into
the higher levels... with no out of pocket expense!
5000 Free credits just to look.. (This is a Great one) ...

Last but certainly not least! Ad-Ventures 4 U, WOW ... this is
better than putting your money in the bank.... I started with only
a small $10 to start , to test it out.. It Works, & Pays Weekly
without fail... & Will be around a Very Long Time... Family Owned
business, that promises to never let anyone down... :)
Great Investment, and advertising... Love it!!!
Just added another $100 to this... One of the more reliable ones,
out there.. as far as paid to surf programs go....

Enjoy!! These Work, they Pay.. Get More Traffic Today!!

Fun Joke, The 5 Minute Management Course! :)

2009-05-14T04:05:00.000-07:00

The 5 minute Management Course....

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking about it for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands stark naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about
the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
making her gown open to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak..'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on
her way.. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to look up Psalm 129.. It said, ...
'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager
are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,

'I'll give each of you just one wish...' 'Me first! Me first!'
says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,
with an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone. '

OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
right after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say...

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree'
sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?
' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched
at the top of the tree...
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Sh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into
a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE !

Fun Video, For those Who Enjoy a Drink or Two :)

2009-05-13T04:06:00.000-07:00

Fun Video.... Listen UP.... I LMAO!!

Don't know 'bout you, but I could relate to this...

Hope you got a good laugh, I know I did..

AND...

Alcohol does not make you FAT -

It makes you LEAN .... against-
tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people..

Celebrate by clicking on the banner below ... LOL

Happy Mothers Day! :)

2009-05-11T00:32:00.001-07:00

Nothing Like being a Mother is there?

Happy Mothers day to all the Mums out there!!!

Even if this was your baby, wouldn't ya love it ??

LOL ...

Being a Mum of four boys, (which are mainly grown now, :)

No matter what they do, say or how they may act occasionally,

Ya just love 'em anyways don't you?

Oh The Joys of Motherhood!!

It is a JOB like no other!! LOL

Quick Update today.. :)

2009-04-07T06:19:00.002-07:00

How True is that?? LOL

Has been a while since the last post, and NO have not
been on some wonderful tropical holiday to the bahamas..
except in my sleep, when I get some.. ...

Just have been Busy with life really!!

The Free Marketing system is working very well..
Love it.. and have been trying to sort out a lot of
things, getting organised you might say.. !

Anyhooo.. Team-Orangemoon has now hooked up with the
program Fortune Five Minutes.. so it has been a little hectic
over there lately.. ( in a good way) ..

We also now have a TOM product.. our own
programs.. and it is growing and getting better every
day....

Have some good jokes to add.. soon.. just thought
I would do a quick update for now...

I do need to add more of the actual Fun pics' and jokes which is
why I originally started this blog in the first place..

Ooops!!! oh dear, how sad , never mind!!

AND.....

Listen closely.. CHECK THIS OUT!! While it is FREE still ,

and IT Works !!! you can add your own primary business,
along with growing a downline in other very good
and popular advertising places!!!

Will be back soon, and before Easter I hope.. :)

FREE Marketing System, FUN Downline Builder

2009-03-11T04:02:00.000-07:00

FREE Marketing System... I am also using this to promote
Team Orangemoon... :) (of course)...

I thought I had seen this a thousand times.. but NO, I was wrong!

It builds downlines in 4 of my TOP fav' advertising places..

And you can also add your Primary business link to it...

Click the banner below to GET it NOW While it's still FREE!

It is Brilliant, It Works & it's FUN>>> lol

Some Fun Pictures.. why not??

2009-02-02T19:20:00.000-08:00

FUN Pictures... coz I can!...

TATTOO OF THE YEAR..

Not the Brightest Spark.. (boy genius) Ya think?
and NO it's not one of my boys... cut it out!

My Kev' Surely Not.. ! LOL..

And Just for fun.. an added joke.. !

My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to
the magic of the Internet......

Our first move was to access the very popular Ask.com site,
and we told her it could answer any question she had.

Nancy's mother of course was very skeptical until Nancy said,
"It's true Mum, just think of something to ask it! "

As I sat with my fingers poised over the keyboard,
Nancy's mother thought for a minute, then asked...

"How's Aunty Helen feeling? "

Doh! You laughing yet?

Need a Laugh?? Fun Video...

2009-01-26T18:35:00.000-08:00

Just for fun, The Trunk Monkey Video..
is funny... Need a Laugh??

Also Team-Orangemoon is Rockin, and did make some
commisions in the new PBX, which is also going off..

"Make Your 2009, Shine!"
and be sure to look about, there are some really FUN
money makers on my blog! FOR REAL!!!

Push Button Extreme and Easy as 1 2 3, Fun Money Maker!

2009-01-23T03:29:00.000-08:00

To Say it's Push Button Extreme & Easy
is an understatement!!!

It's finally here, something SO simple,
it's almost ridiculous.....

To make really decent money online, you DO need to have your
own capture pages, & Build your own list ... End of story!

And Besides the payplan being incredibly genius, the members area
is even better... being a techie-phobe myself, this is about as easy as
it's gonna get..... :) CLICK, CLICK, CLICK, Your done....

Creates capture pages in literally seconds at the
push of a button... all hosted on site too...

Includes an autoresponder, even leads if you choose..
and too much more to even list here...

PLUS.....

The power players behind this program will literally force your position
to recycle again and again...

No recruiting - no sponsoring - you just get paid...

Join now. Lock in your position. Then watch in real time as
EVERYONE else is forced into the EXTREME Matrix AFTER YOU...
pushing YOU to the TOP!

Every time YOU hit the TOP you get PAID!
And right now there are tons of people cycling multiple times
PER DAY....

Just get in line and get your money! It really is that simple!!!

CLICK HERE To find out more.....

"Make YOUR 2009, Shine!"

*********************************************************
22nd May...

A Quick update on PBX... While I am no longer using
push button extreme, it is still a Very good Program...
Highly recommended especially for techie-phobes..
It is push button easy , as it says.... & it did pay also!

Only I found something similar, with a lot more tools ..
all in one place... So decided I didn't need both! :)

**********************************************************

May have to Rename the 4F's of Fun.. LOL..

2009-01-20T02:06:00.000-08:00

The 4F's Should stand for Fantastic, Fine,Funds,
and Freaky Fun....

While Team Orangemoon is Rockin on big time!
have also found some more freaky FUN ones too..

Just out of pure laziness, & a little busyness am going to just add
banners & links to this post.. way too busy having FUN ...
Sorry.. , NOT !! :)

And Very Lucky Last... Imagine getting FREE Shares in Facebook
if they had them available at the time, or Google for that matter...
( hindsight is such a wonderful thing!)

NOW, CHECK THIS OUT....
Receive 1000 shares just for registering for FREE.
Oh So Simple... it seems wrong really.. :)

This is a real world value of GBP £3.00 today: but by 2012,
they are forecasting these to be worth GBP £1740!
Click Here NOW to get your Free Shares..

& Join History in the making.. along with TeamOrangemoon!

"Make Your 2009 , Shine" too...

Fun Joke

2009-01-05T17:03:00.000-08:00

How True? but that's not the joke... This is!

A Nine Year Old Boy is spying on his Mother and her
lover from a bedroom wardrobe...

The Woman's Husband comes home Early..

So she shoves her lover into the wardrobe, not
knowing her son is in there, too..

"Dark in Here, isn't it? " the boy says

"Yes, it is," Says the man ...

"Want to buy a football for $200?"

"NO WAY"

"My Dad's outside"

"OK. Done!

The next week, the husband is home early again.

The lover is shoved back into the wardrobe with
the boy....

"Dark in here " Says the boy.

"Yes, It Is! "

"I've got football boots for sale, Only $500."

"SOLD" ...

The next day, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your Football gear, Let's go to the park for a game"

"I can't Dad, I sold it for $700"

"What, you conned your friends?
You will have to go & ask God for forgiveness my boy"

So the father marches the boy off to church, sits him in
the confessional booth and closes the door..

"Dark in here," Says the little boy.

"Don't start that again," Says the Priest.

(And No, Not one of my sons..)
LOL.. :)

"Make your 2009, Shine"

Fun Money Maker

2009-01-03T19:22:00.000-08:00

Fun Money Maker.. Make Cash in 24 Hours ....
(Key-To-Cash).....

I never thought in a million years I would ever touch
Cash Gifting.. But this BRAND NEW one..
I couldn't Resist.... :)

Cash-gifting quickly became a very popular way of earning
money online. It really took off in 2008 and many people received
amazing amounts of cash just for sharing the concept with others.

A lot of my friends made a lot of money with them, I was stubborn,
and decided back then not to touch them, but this Year I decided to do
whatever I thought would be FUN.. & This is!!!

So, Let me introduce you to the HOTTEST new program that is
destined to be the cash-gifting success story of 2009.

Key-To-Cash can help YOU turn a couple rolls of quarters into
THOUSANDS of dollars in just a few weeks!

http://www.MakeCashIn24Hours.com

Key-To-Cash was put together by a group of experienced
cash-gifters that wanted to make the practice more affordable
to the average person.

Though the cost to get started is much lower than
other cash gifting programs on the internet, the financial
rewards can be much BIGGER because the target market is so
much bigger!

A program that costs less to join is much more attractive
to a much larger market, which means MORE potential cash gifts
for Key-To-Cash members.

If you get in NOW and help spread the word quickly, you could soon
have this system building YOU a long-term residual income on
auto-pilot!
It is 100% FREE to sign up and take the tour...

Every question you could possibly have is answered in
full detail, And with the professional promotional tools they
provide all members, you can get started in minutes.

But get in NOW because the sooner you join, the sooner you can
be receiving cash gifts from other new members!

I am Key-To-Cash Member #162
so it is brand new....

PS - Be sure to strongly consider the One-Time Offer
you receive when you join. If you accept it, you will have two
ADDITIONAL revenue streams earning you even MORE cash!

I did take the OTO , & the $$ in the silver pool, has already started adding
up.... So it is going to be fun alright!..

HAPPY NEW YEAR, and Some Fun Pictures..

2008-12-30T15:30:00.000-08:00

*HAPPY NEW YEAR* To All...

Happy Holidays... We are a day

ahead over here in New Zealand,

and right smack in the middle of a

nice hot summer...

So am off to have some fun, to see

in the New Year... (party time)..

"2008 was Semi-Great.....

2009 is going to be Super-Fine"

Have some fun...

Til Next Year... Bye for now, &

Rock on TeamOrangemooners!

A Very Merry Christmas To All

2008-12-23T15:23:00.000-08:00

Wishing YOU a Very Merry Christmas!

And Happy Holidays...

Fun Pictures + Team Orangemoon Update..

2008-12-10T17:54:00.000-08:00

Fun Pictures .....
and an update on TeamOrangeMoon..

Well over 2000 members in a few days, with only 3 days

left before we launch the first program...

which is now officially Search 4 Profits!

~> This will be Awesome...

~> Everybody Profits,

~> No Sponsoring Needed..

~> Join Now for Free....

And get ready to have some FUN!

Join Us @ http://www.team-orangemoon.com/

and You too could feel like the FatCat Celebrating!

Then Sit back & Relax, & get a massage perhaps..

OR~~~ You Snooze You Lose! No Fun! :(

It Is going to be Fun for all, so come join us..

We also have a Group for Teamorangemoon over at the

Net millionaires Club, so come see us there too!

View my page on Net Millionaires Club

Fun Advertising + Free Leads, + Team Orangemoon

2008-12-07T15:39:00.000-08:00

Team Orangemoon, is about to blast off,
on the 13th of December.. 6 days to go!

Free to sign up, check it out... and not too sure what is up with all the
cool orange stuff, (my fav' colour is purple) but orange is ALL good here!..

Also FREE Leads, & Fun Advertising spot, (Orange Leads.)
The website is a little ugly.. :) but it is Good, 100% Free leads,
+ plus viral advertising all FREE.. now over 12,000 members..
Click below to find out how to get all your leads FREE.....

One more FUN Advetising place.. + Instant List

with a twist....
Am having some fun with this.. (Pays Instantly too)...

InstantCashList is a tiny $15 payment. One time - that's it.

build multiple buyer lists anytime you want to!

You Also receive valuable advertising features,

and so much more,

way too many features to list here. Check it out ...

and get free guaranteed visitors at the same time.

And Just for fun .... :)

For More fun advertising, scroll down on the right..

While there has been a little controversy over some of the

fun paying advertising places, the ones here on my blog,

DO pay, so far so good anyway!...

Some seem to have down time occasionally, I believe that

is because of server issues, with some of them..

They Are Fun Though!..

FUN, Money Maker (Join Us At Team Orangemoon)

2008-12-03T18:35:00.000-08:00

Fun Money Maker ... In Pre-Launch...

"Come Join The Biggest Team Build On The Internet and
Dominate Every Program We Join, Making Thousands Along
The Way!"

"I knew this have some fun thing, was a great Idea.. "

No sponsoring is required!
Just sign up and count your profits!

We have turned downline building on its head and have made
it simple! Instead of joining a program and struggling to fill
a downline, we have a team of thousands, ready to join a
downline and dominate it, earning profits for everyone!

Visit the page below.. Have a good read, then sign up!

It's Free.. Click Here to Find out more!

And Let's ALL have some fun together...

Now Wouldn't that be nice? .. If Only!.. LOL..
Click the image above, for a
FUN list, you will want to be on...
Instant Cash List!

Fun Joke, "The Bathtub Test" check your sanity.. :)

2008-12-02T12:42:00.000-08:00

"The Bath Tub Test"

It doesn't hurt to take a good, hard look at yourself
from time to time, and
this should help get you started...

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director
what the criterion was which defined whether or not a
patient should be institutionnalized?

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. " A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the tea-cup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug...

Do you want a bed near the window?"

DID YOU PASS THE TEST?
OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? :)

Fun Joke For my Aussie Friends..

2008-12-01T04:02:00.000-08:00

I have a few Aussie Mates, so thought this would be a fun one
to add for them , OR for anyone who knows any! ... :)

==> STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE <==
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next
table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!'
desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza.
The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her

dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up
and down the crack of her butt.

This completely shocked the woman into such a violent spasm
that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to
breathe again.
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a giant

swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that
bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen
somebody actually do it.....

LOL ..... or want to slap me ?

Fun Picture

2008-11-29T03:52:00.000-08:00

I've heard the saying Sharks' at your door, but just

imagine THAT banging on it, or ringing the doorbell..

What a croc! LOL...

Have a Great Day,

and remember to have some fun... for funs' sake :)

"Happy Thanksgiving to All"

2008-11-26T15:50:00.000-08:00

Happy Thanksgiving to all those who celebrate the Happy
Holiday with their Friends & Family...

Personally I feel every day should be thanksgiving day.. !
Hope you all have fun and enjoy the time to celebrate..

With all I have read, and experienced in life, (Good & Bad)
Gratitude and Thankfulness, is
probably the most powerful Law of Attraction there is..

No matter what circumstances you may find yourself in
right now, an Attitude of Gratitude for what you Do have
Can make a world of difference...

Most of all have some Fun, Laugh a Lot...
Eat , Drink, & be Happy! :)

Fun Joke

2008-11-24T14:24:00.000-08:00

"The Ostrich!!!" .. ( Fun Joke)

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "

What's yours?" I'll have the same," says the ostrich ..
A short time later the waitress returns with the order
" That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and
pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says,
"A hamburger, fries and a coke."
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same, Thanks...

Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again.

"The usual?" asks the waitress.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad,"
says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it
on the table.
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer.

"Excuse me, sir"
How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your
pocket every time?

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and
found an old lamp....
When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.

My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything,
I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would
always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.

"Most people would ask for a million dollars or something.....
but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

"That's right.

Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always
there," says the man.
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers.....

"My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

ROFL ..... :)
Moral of the story..... Be Careful what you wish for! LOL..

P.S. I have no clue what this is about, but the video
got me curious... had to have a nosy parker...

Click Here to watch it.. see if it stirs your curiousity too!

Fun Video

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Welcome To My New Fun Blog..

2008-11-23T18:42:00.000-08:00

Welcome To My New Blog...

I decided to start this new blog, as I needed to start having

some fun again... as I'm sure many of you out there do too,

just like me, could use some fun, have a laugh, and would like

to find some fun ways to make some extra money....

(without spending more than you make!)

Life Truly is too short to be miserable, AND

"Laughter really is the Best Medicine" as they say..

Last week we had another death in the family, which just made

me realise, that I really just wanted to get back to having some fun...

While business is and can be a serious subject, especially at the

moment for many, you have got to have some fun doing it..

or what's the point exactly?

So I have joined some crazy ass things lately,

but believe it or not..I am back having fun and making money

at the same time.. (Go Figure)..

That is the reason for this new blog..

There will be 4Fs of Fun.. Here..

#1 Fun Places to Advertise...

#2 Fun Places to Make Money...

#3 Fun Just for the Heck of it... (ie , Pictures & Jokes)

#4 Fun Free Stuff... (Freebies) ...

"2008, has been great" ( sort of! )

"Lets make 2009, Better than Fine!"

"Hope you will join me here, and have some fun,

For Funs' Sake" And May the Fun Force be with YOU ...

Or Else... :)