Fred was a resident in an island nursing home.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to
him like he was a little child.
She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
"And how are we doing this morning?"
Or
"Are we ready for a bath?"
Or
"Are we hungry ?"
Old Fred had had enough of this particular nurse.
So one day, at breakfast,
Old Fred took the apple juice off the tray
And put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing,
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a little later,
picked up the urine bottle and looked at it....
"My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. "
At this, Old Fred snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top.... And drank it down, saying,
"Well, I'll just run it through again, shall I?
Maybe I can filter it better this time."
With that said the nurse fainted
and old Fred just smiled.......
THE MORAL OF THE STORY .....
DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!! LOL
Sunday, February 17, 2013
Sunday, February 3, 2013
Happy New Year and Funny Pictures
Wow 2013 & already into February ....
My how time flies!
After spending the new year in hospital (not fun) I need to get
back to laughing a lot, as we all know laughter is by far the very
best medicine!
IF WOMEN RULED THE WORLD .... (just imagine ) LOL
Awwwww too pretty!
Super Handy!
Brilliant!!
Hmmm , colour coordinated car yards ... lol
No more --> Who left the seat up? LOL
Lucky Last (or unlucky, Ouch) LOL
Labels:
Funny Pictures,
HAPPY NEW YEAR,
What if ? LOL
Saturday, December 22, 2012
MERRY CHRISTMAS and HAPPY HOLIDAYS
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Funny Picture from Idaho ..... LOL
IDAHO HAS
SPOKEN
With the world the way it is today,
everyone is seeing images in their food -
from Jesus on a piece of toast
to George Washington on a chicken nugget.
Now finally someone has found the image
of Obama on a potato..... ;)
With the world the way it is today,
everyone is seeing images in their food -
from Jesus on a piece of toast
to George Washington on a chicken nugget.
Now finally someone has found the image
of Obama on a potato..... ;)
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
Aren't Older Women Great? LOL
An Older Mans' Perspective :)
After being married for 40 years, I took a
careful look
at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a
cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched
a 10-inch black
and white TV......
but I got to sleep every night
with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a
$35,000.00 car,
a nice big bed and a large
screen TV, but I'm sleeping
with a 63-year-old woman.
It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My
wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl
and she would make sure that I
would once again be living
in a cheap house,
driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great?
They
really know how to solve an old guy's
problems.
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