Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Blonde Version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" LOL

A Contestant, named Sarah, on 'Who Wants to be a millionaire?'
had finally reached the last round....

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the $1,000,000.

If she answered incorrectly, she would only take home the $25,000,
And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question wouldn't be an easy one..

And there it was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not
build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it?

A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture

Sarah was on the spot, and She didn't know the answer..
She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.
She hoped she would not have to use it because.........
Her friend was, well, a blonde.

As she had no alternative, they called her friend and she gave her the
question and the four choices.

The blonde responded without hesitating...
"Oh, That's easy"... The answer is C: the cuckoo.

Sarah, had to make a decision and make it fast.
She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.....

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the
most logical thing to do, But her friend had responded with such confidence,
and certainty , that Sarah could not help but be convinced..

So Crossing her fingers, she said, "C: The cuckoo".

''Is that your final answer?" "Yes, that is my final answer".

''That answer is Absolutely correct!
You are now a millionaire! ( The crowd cheered.. )

Sarah had won the million dollars!


'Three days later, Sarah hosted a huge party for her family and friends,
including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars....

"Oh Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you , " Sarah said ..

"How did you happen to know the right answer?"

''Oh, come on," said the blonde .....

Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests,
They live in clocks... 'Sarah fainted '

ROFL.. :)


Monday, August 10, 2009

Fun Joke, Do Women Fart? Really????



Has Been a tense week......
Thought this joke was appropriate!! LOL ....
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to fart...... (women don't ya know!)

HOWEVER, The music was really, really loud,
so I timed my farts with the beat of the music,
And After a couple of songs, I started to feel better....


So I finished my drink and noticed that everybody
was staring at me...... (don't ya hate that? but) ..... lol

I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod...

OMG.... Hilarious or Just Blonde??

I Will let you decide!

Tense week over, .... Needless to say....

Monday, July 27, 2009

Updates on Advertising sites etc... General Post Today..



HELLO..... Has Been a while.. since my last post...
Had a couple of days off , around the 10th of the month..
Lovely break too, it was.. (And Kev's Birthday) ..
Spent the night in a lovely Hotel, Room Service, Car Valet..
You name it, felt like Royalty... (could totally get used to that)
and blew a few bucks in the local casino.....
Made it all back + some, so left Very Happy .... :)
Then get back home only to get a nasty flu.. (not swine flu)
but felt quite bad and have not been that great
for the last couple of weeks .. Coming right now, slowly!
Anyway!!!
Thank Goodness for being Self Employed, having Home based
Businesses .. because I wouldn't have made it to a normal JOB..
Have barely been out the house either lately ......
Have been keeping up as best I can... & got paid in a couple of things..
Quite exciting, that everything still ticks along, with the minimum
of my time... and with minimal attention ... YOU Gotta love that..
My last post, was about all the new launches at the beginning of the month..
Mostly New Advertising resources.. ....
Some Worked Out , and Even Paid already..
One was a big disappointment, and felt very
mislead.. (the funnel system one) mainly..
felt a little ambushed there..
Made it seem like was going to be $9.95, no mention of a trial period
or the rotator thing.... so cancelled that , as I don't like
being mislead or lied to.... as I'm sure none of us do!
On a much brighter note, TAGM , cycled and Paid me.. NET BUG.. Paid Me...
and so did NPN .. all while I wasn't too well to even do much .. got some ads
out, but really haven't been able to do heck of a lot lately....
So that was exciting.. and a very nice suprise..
Also, I signed up here.. while I was delerious..
on cough mixture, and pills.... LOL ...
I fell in love with the header graphic.. and that was that..
and have since seen some action.. still NO idea exactly what
will happen with it..
Check out the cool graphics though.. or maybe it was just me..
or the cough mixture had some side effects.. Not sure YET..
Hey it was only $5 to upgrade.. .. or free if you like, YOU can still earn..
Call me crazy!!! have been called worse, believe me..
And just Have some fun , Why NOT!
Hoping to feel back to normalish real soon...
All the best to YOU... :)

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Newly Launched Fun Advertising Places...

WOW, What a WEEK!!



Or Two , this week!


With all the NEW Launches of Great Advertising sites this week!
Having a blonde moment or two, 'Tis Making my Head Spin!!


With Excitement of course... lol


While staying focused on NPN, I have only been looking into more
good advertising sites , not any more join me, and make a gazillion $$,
Am over all of those, and very happy with what I have!

(Still a Team Orange Moonie too of course )


However WOW, be careful what you wish for......
Looking at new ad sites, and boom! all at once,

They launch a few in the same week ... hmmmm!

A couple , I even did try to ignore at first, as I didn't
know exactly what they were about at the time!


After some hours spent finding out more..
I did realise, I would be crazy not to do some of them,

All are good advertising ones.. and One with a nice twist..


Not just advertising, but a funnel of prospects coming at you,
on Auto-Pilot each month ... well, I liked that idea !!

10,000 opt in targeted prospects, monthly
for $9.95....


It wasn't really till this audio that answered all my questions,
that I did finally realise the full potential of it....


Listen Here to this Short Audio....


While I did join earlyish, over 15,000 more have joined
since then... and about to be a lot more in the next few days!!


If by chance you haven't yet, which would suprise me!!
Please do Yourself a favour, and
JOIN HERE NOW..........


Even if you decide it's not for you later, it's free to join
while in Pre-Launch, and you have nothing at all to lose!!

These are the other new ones Launched just this week!

SUCCESS QUIK ( New Feeder into Revenue Magic)
I have been in RM, for over a year, I have found it very
responsive, and so far so is Success Quik ...

One time only, $9.95, gives you perpetual ads and $$
Feeds you into the higher levels, with no out of pocket
expense!!! Loving this one!!

NET BUG Advertising ... Get Paid to Watch Videos..
Going to be a free version And a paid membership option..
Good for video advertisers , or just get paid to watch.... :)

TAGM Advertising.. (this does have a weekly charge) ..
of $5.75 , not monthly, just so you know!!!
Still testing it out, seems good so far.. and they do
guarantee cycling even if you get NO referrals..

Hope You have a great weekend,
And make sure You Have some fun!

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