Fun Joke, "The Little ole man"

A little old man goes into a drug store and says,

"Can I have 6 Viagra tablets please, and could you
cut them into quarters?"

"Yes Sir, I can cut them for you" said Bob the pharmacist,
However a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection!

"Hey I am 96 years old" said the little old man.

"I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far
enough so I don't pee on my slippers."



Fun and Ewwww! :)

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Fun Joke, The 5 Minute Management Course! :)

The 5 minute Management Course....

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking about it for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands stark naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about
the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
making her gown open to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak..'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on
her way.. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to look up Psalm 129.. It said, ...
'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager
are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,

'I'll give each of you just one wish...' 'Me first! Me first!'
says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,
with an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone. '

OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
right after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say...

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree'
sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?
' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched
at the top of the tree...
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Sh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into
a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE !

Fun Video, For those Who Enjoy a Drink or Two :)

Fun Video.... Listen UP.... I LMAO!!

Don't know 'bout you, but I could relate to this...





Hope you got a good laugh, I know I did..


AND...





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Happy Mothers Day! :)

Nothing Like being a Mother is there?

Happy Mothers day to all the Mums out there!!!

Even if this was your baby, wouldn't ya love it ??

LOL ...

Being a Mum of four boys, (which are mainly grown now, :)

No matter what they do, say or how they may act occasionally,

Ya just love 'em anyways don't you?

Oh The Joys of Motherhood!!

It is a JOB like no other!! LOL