A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at
2am in the morning. ......
The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
listened for a moment And said
"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
The husband said, "Who was that?"
The wife said, "I don't know........
Some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."
AND ....................................
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, "Go ahead, and ask me, I know all of them"
A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
* OH to be blonde aye! ... lol
Dianne @ DK Elite Enterprises
Posts
