The Blonde Version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" LOL

A Contestant, named Sarah, on 'Who Wants to be a millionaire?'
had finally reached the last round....

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the $1,000,000.

If she answered incorrectly, she would only take home the $25,000,
And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question wouldn't be an easy one..

And there it was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not
build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it?

A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture

Sarah was on the spot, and She didn't know the answer..
She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.
She hoped she would not have to use it because.........
Her friend was, well, a blonde.

As she had no alternative, they called her friend and she gave her the
question and the four choices.

The blonde responded without hesitating...
"Oh, That's easy"... The answer is C: the cuckoo.

Sarah, had to make a decision and make it fast.
She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.....

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the
most logical thing to do, But her friend had responded with such confidence,
and certainty , that Sarah could not help but be convinced..

So Crossing her fingers, she said, "C: The cuckoo".

''Is that your final answer?" "Yes, that is my final answer".

''That answer is Absolutely correct!
You are now a millionaire! ( The crowd cheered.. )

Sarah had won the million dollars!


'Three days later, Sarah hosted a huge party for her family and friends,
including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars....

"Oh Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you , " Sarah said ..

"How did you happen to know the right answer?"

''Oh, come on," said the blonde .....

Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests,
They live in clocks... 'Sarah fainted '

ROFL.. :)

Fun Joke, Do Women Fart? Really????

Has Been a tense week......

Thought this joke was appropriate!! LOL ....

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized

I desperately needed to fart...... (women don't ya know!)

HOWEVER, The music was really, really loud,

so I timed my farts with the beat of the music,
And After a couple of songs, I started to feel better....


So I finished my drink and noticed that everybody

was staring at me...... (don't ya hate that? but) ..... lol

I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod...

OMG.... Hilarious or Just Blonde??

I Will let you decide!

Tense week over, .... Needless to say....

Updates on Advertising sites etc... General Post Today..

HELLO..... Has Been a while.. since my last post...

Had a couple of days off , around the 10th of the month..

Lovely break too, it was.. (And Kev's Birthday) ..

Spent the night in a lovely Hotel, Room Service, Car Valet..

You name it, felt like Royalty... (could totally get used to that)

and blew a few bucks in the local casino.....

Made it all back + some, so left Very Happy .... :)

Then get back home only to get a nasty flu.. (not swine flu)

but felt quite bad and have not been that great

for the last couple of weeks .. Coming right now, slowly!

Anyway!!!

Thank Goodness for being Self Employed, having Home based

Businesses .. because I wouldn't have made it to a normal JOB..

Have barely been out the house either lately ......

Have been keeping up as best I can... & got paid in a couple of things..

Quite exciting, that everything still ticks along, with the minimum

of my time... and with minimal attention ... YOU Gotta love that..

My last post, was about all the new launches at the beginning of the month..

Mostly New Advertising resources.. ....

Some Worked Out , and Even Paid already..

One was a big disappointment, and felt very

mislead.. (the funnel system one) mainly..

felt a little ambushed there..

Made it seem like was going to be $9.95, no mention of a trial period

or the rotator thing.... so cancelled that , as I don't like

being mislead or lied to.... as I'm sure none of us do!

On a much brighter note, TAGM , cycled and Paid me.. NET BUG.. Paid Me...

and so did NPN .. all while I wasn't too well to even do much .. got some ads

out, but really haven't been able to do heck of a lot lately....

So that was exciting.. and a very nice suprise..

Also, I signed up here.. while I was delerious..

on cough mixture, and pills.... LOL ...

I fell in love with the header graphic.. and that was that..

and have since seen some action.. still NO idea exactly what

will happen with it..

Check out the cool graphics though.. or maybe it was just me..

or the cough mixture had some side effects.. Not sure YET..

Click here for a really big cool diamond.. and NICE Car too..

Hey it was only $5 to upgrade.. .. or free if you like, YOU can still earn..

Call me crazy!!! have been called worse, believe me..

And just Have some fun , Why NOT!

Hoping to feel back to normalish real soon...

All the best to YOU... :)

Newly Launched Fun Advertising Places...

WOW, What a WEEK!!



Or Two , this week!


With all the NEW Launches of Great Advertising sites this week!
Having a blonde moment or two, 'Tis Making my Head Spin!!


With Excitement of course... lol


While staying focused on NPN, I have only been looking into more
good advertising sites , not any more join me, and make a gazillion $$,
Am over all of those, and very happy with what I have!

(Still a Team Orange Moonie too of course )


However WOW, be careful what you wish for......
Looking at new ad sites, and boom! all at once,

They launch a few in the same week ... hmmmm!

A couple , I even did try to ignore at first, as I didn't
know exactly what they were about at the time!


After some hours spent finding out more..
I did realise, I would be crazy not to do some of them,

All are good advertising ones.. and One with a nice twist..


Not just advertising, but a funnel of prospects coming at you,
on Auto-Pilot each month ... well, I liked that idea !!

10,000 opt in targeted prospects, monthly
for $9.95....


It wasn't really till this audio that answered all my questions,
that I did finally realise the full potential of it....


Listen Here to this Short Audio....


While I did join earlyish, over 15,000 more have joined
since then... and about to be a lot more in the next few days!!


If by chance you haven't yet, which would suprise me!!
Please do Yourself a favour, and
JOIN HERE NOW..........


Even if you decide it's not for you later, it's free to join
while in Pre-Launch, and you have nothing at all to lose!!

These are the other new ones Launched just this week!

SUCCESS QUIK ( New Feeder into Revenue Magic)
I have been in RM, for over a year, I have found it very
responsive, and so far so is Success Quik ...

One time only, $9.95, gives you perpetual ads and $$
Feeds you into the higher levels, with no out of pocket
expense!!! Loving this one!!

NET BUG Advertising ... Get Paid to Watch Videos..
Going to be a free version And a paid membership option..
Good for video advertisers , or just get paid to watch.... :)

TAGM Advertising.. (this does have a weekly charge) ..
of $5.75 , not monthly, just so you know!!!
Still testing it out, seems good so far.. and they do
guarantee cycling even if you get NO referrals..

Hope You have a great weekend,
And make sure You Have some fun!

My Video Montage .. Just For Fun..

Some Family Pic's ..

Funny Video..

Just a Funny Video for now...



A Recent study indicated that we need approximately
12 laughs a day to stay healthy!


I'm thinking " Yep, that AND a nice glass of Red Wine"
However, life sometimes throws us curve balls
when we least expect it!
And just to stay sane, we need to sit back
and just have a laugh!

Have lots coming up... and some exciting
updates ... and a fun business I want to share..
So watch this space......

Fun Joke, "The Little ole man"

A little old man goes into a drug store and says,

"Can I have 6 Viagra tablets please, and could you
cut them into quarters?"

"Yes Sir, I can cut them for you" said Bob the pharmacist,
However a quarter of a tablet will not give you a full erection!

"Hey I am 96 years old" said the little old man.

"I don't want an erection. I just want it sticking out far
enough so I don't pee on my slippers."



Fun and Ewwww! :)

5 Fun Traffic Sites, THAT Make YOU Money Too....

Five FUN ways to get lots of Traffic, and Get Paid too....
I like advertising places that are Different and that Pay..
and ones that WORK too, of course... :)
These five, are fun, have good response rates for your Ads...
and can make you money at the same time....


Traffic Python is Excellent, Free to sign up, does have
upgrade options... and extremely good advertising
that goes viral all on its own... 10/10 and NEW!




This one is simply different... Hits & Get Paid... There is a FREE
option to check it out, Highly recommend doing the $10 at least!
Get your ads out + watch your $10 go crazy..... and make More!
Be sure to click on the testimonials, bit of Fun Here....




Have you checked out 50K banners Yet? If Not, You Should!!!
It is Only $7 a month, that gives you 50,000 banner impressions..
It does have a high click thru rate for your ads too....
and also includes 10 positions in the company forced matrix... and even
offers a money back guarantee, if you Don't make money... LOL
A nice set it & forget it, check your stats now and again...
Pays $2 a referral .... This is growing fast, and it is GOOD!
And Yes Banner ads , Do Still Work... :)



Revenue Magic... Have been in this one a Very long time..
Even free members can get paid .. I am upgraded as I know this has
Very responsive advertising.. and they are about to bring out
a small feeder 2x2 for only $9.95 mid June , that will feed you into
the higher levels... with no out of pocket expense!
5000 Free credits just to look.. (This is a Great one) ...




Last but certainly not least! Ad-Ventures 4 U, WOW ... this is
better than putting your money in the bank.... I started with only
a small $10 to start , to test it out.. It Works, & Pays Weekly
without fail... & Will be around a Very Long Time... Family Owned
business, that promises to never let anyone down... :)
Great Investment, and advertising... Love it!!!
Just added another $100 to this... One of the more reliable ones,
out there.. as far as paid to surf programs go....



Enjoy!! These Work, they Pay.. Get More Traffic Today!!

Fun Joke, The 5 Minute Management Course! :)

The 5 minute Management Course....

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up
her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking about it for a moment, the woman drops her towel
and stands stark naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds,
Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,
'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about
the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit
and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in
a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs,
making her gown open to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car,
he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears,
he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again
said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak..'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on
her way.. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed
to look up Psalm 129.. It said, ...
'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job,
you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager
are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says,

'I'll give each of you just one wish...' 'Me first! Me first!'
says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas,
driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,
with an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone. '

OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office
right after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say...

Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him,
'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.

All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very,
very high up.

Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree'
sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?
' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually
gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung,
he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched
at the top of the tree...
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him
out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Sh!t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there...

Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter.
It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into
a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was
actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy,
and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the
pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE !

Fun Video, For those Who Enjoy a Drink or Two :)

Fun Video.... Listen UP.... I LMAO!!

Don't know 'bout you, but I could relate to this...





Hope you got a good laugh, I know I did..


AND...





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Happy Mothers Day! :)

Nothing Like being a Mother is there?

Happy Mothers day to all the Mums out there!!!

Even if this was your baby, wouldn't ya love it ??

LOL ...

Being a Mum of four boys, (which are mainly grown now, :)

No matter what they do, say or how they may act occasionally,

Ya just love 'em anyways don't you?

Oh The Joys of Motherhood!!

It is a JOB like no other!! LOL

Quick Update today.. :)

How True is that?? LOL

Has been a while since the last post, and NO have not
been on some wonderful tropical holiday to the bahamas..
except in my sleep, when I get some.. ...

Just have been Busy with life really!!

The Free Marketing system is working very well..
Love it.. and have been trying to sort out a lot of
things, getting organised you might say.. !

Anyhooo.. Team-Orangemoon has now hooked up with the
program Fortune Five Minutes.. so it has been a little hectic
over there lately.. ( in a good way) ..

We also now have a TOM product.. our own
programs.. and it is growing and getting better every
day....

Have some good jokes to add.. soon.. just thought
I would do a quick update for now...

I do need to add more of the actual Fun pics' and jokes which is
why I originally started this blog in the first place..

Ooops!!! oh dear, how sad , never mind!!

AND.....


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Will be back soon, and before Easter I hope.. :)

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Some Fun Pictures.. why not??

FUN Pictures... coz I can!...


TATTOO OF THE YEAR..



Not the Brightest Spark.. (boy genius) Ya think?
and NO it's not one of my boys... cut it out!




My Kev' Surely Not.. ! LOL..





And Just for fun.. an added joke.. !


My friend Nancy and I decided to introduce her mother to
the magic of the Internet......


Our first move was to access the very popular Ask.com site,
and we told her it could answer any question she had.


Nancy's mother of course was very skeptical until Nancy said,
"It's true Mum, just think of something to ask it! "


As I sat with my fingers poised over the keyboard,
Nancy's mother thought for a minute, then asked...


"How's Aunty Helen feeling? "


Doh! You laughing yet?

Need a Laugh?? Fun Video...

Just for fun, The Trunk Monkey Video..
is funny... Need a Laugh??




Also Team-Orangemoon is Rockin, and did make some
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22nd May...

A Quick update on PBX... While I am no longer using
push button extreme, it is still a Very good Program...
Highly recommended especially for techie-phobes..
It is push button easy , as it says.... & it did pay also!

Only I found something similar, with a lot more tools ..
all in one place... So decided I didn't need both! :)

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May have to Rename the 4F's of Fun.. LOL..

The 4F's Should stand for Fantastic, Fine,Funds,
and Freaky Fun....

While Team Orangemoon is Rockin on big time!
have also found some more freaky FUN ones too..

Just out of pure laziness, & a little busyness am going to just add
banners & links to this post.. way too busy having FUN ...
Sorry.. , NOT !! :)













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Fun Joke

How True? but that's not the joke... This is!


A Nine Year Old Boy is spying on his Mother and her
lover from a bedroom wardrobe...

The Woman's Husband comes home Early..

So she shoves her lover into the wardrobe, not
knowing her son is in there, too..

"Dark in Here, isn't it? " the boy says

"Yes, it is," Says the man ...

"Want to buy a football for $200?"

"NO WAY"

"My Dad's outside"

"OK. Done!

The next week, the husband is home early again.

The lover is shoved back into the wardrobe with
the boy....

"Dark in here " Says the boy.

"Yes, It Is! "

"I've got football boots for sale, Only $500."

"SOLD" ...

The next day, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your Football gear, Let's go to the park for a game"

"I can't Dad, I sold it for $700"

"What, you conned your friends?
You will have to go & ask God for forgiveness my boy"

So the father marches the boy off to church, sits him in
the confessional booth and closes the door..

"Dark in here," Says the little boy.

"Don't start that again," Says the Priest.


(And No, Not one of my sons..)
LOL.. :)

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