Funny Video and Happy Halloween

"Pigeon Impossible! "
Brilliant .... 

WITHOUT A DOUBT ONE OF THE 
BEST SHORT ANIMATED VIDEOS
 YOU'LL EVER WATCH!

The animation on this is superb! Enjoy!

Oh and Happy Halloween LOL 

Fun Irish Joke - A Family Tradition

An Irish Family Tradition

Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had 

all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.

On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Micky, took a boat out

 to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat  ...and nearly drowned!

Micky  just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.'Grandma,' he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk

'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said,

 "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather

 were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and you were

 born in August, ya dip shit.

Some Funny Definitions of 'OLD'

Well, I am not that old yet ...... 
(although if you asked a 12 year old, they would think so)
I thought these were funny!


It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker .....

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An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
 told her preacher she had two final requests.
 First, she wanted to be cremated  and second,
 she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

  "Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed!!
  "Why Wal-Mart?
                     
 "Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me
 twice a week"  

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My friend quietly confided to her best friend that she was
having an affair.....

She turned to her and asked,   "Are you having it catered"?

And that, my friend, is a sad definition of 'OLD'!

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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman,
 "And what do you think is the best thing
 about being 104?"  the reporter asked.

 She simply replied, "No peer pressure" 

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 Know how to prevent sagging?

 Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.  

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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to  join a fitness club
 and start exercising....

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,
and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on,
 the class was over.

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THE SENILITY PRAYER :


Grant me the senility to forget the people

I never liked anyway, 

the good fortune to 

run into the ones I do, and

 the eyesight to

 tell the difference.

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Wow, look how long it has been since my last post....

Big OOops , and since I love to laugh so much

Best I start posting again on a more regular basis huh! 

 Naughty me!! 

So I will find some new jokes and get this blog going again.... 

" I'll be back " as Arnie would say!!  :)