Funny Video and Happy Halloween

"Pigeon Impossible! "
Brilliant .... 

WITHOUT A DOUBT ONE OF THE 
BEST SHORT ANIMATED VIDEOS
 YOU'LL EVER WATCH!

The animation on this is superb! Enjoy!

Oh and Happy Halloween LOL 

Fun Irish Joke - A Family Tradition

An Irish Family Tradition

Paddy, had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.

It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had 

all been able to walk on water on their 18th birthday.

On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on the far side for their first legal drink.

So when Paddy's, 18th birthday came 'round, he and his pal Micky, took a boat out

 to the middle of the lake, Paddy, stepped out of the boat  ...and nearly drowned!

Micky  just barely managed to pull him to safety.

Furious and confused, Paddy, went to see his grandmother.'Grandma,' he asked, "It's my 18th birthday, so why can't I walk

'cross the lake like my father, his father, and his father before him?"

Granny looked deeply into Paddy's, troubled brown eyes and said,

 "Because your father, your grandfather and your great grandfather

 were all born in December, when the lake is frozen, and you were

 born in August, ya dip shit.

Funny Quickies

I dialed a number and got the 

following recording:

"I am not available right now, 

but Thank you for caring enough 

to call. I am making some 

changes in my life. 

Please leave a message 

after the Beep. 

If I do not return your call,
You are one of the 

changes." 

~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you 

expire.
~~~~~

( I LOVE THIS ONE! )

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your 

glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give 

without remembering
And take without forgetting.
~~~~~

The irony of life is that, by the 

 time You're old enough to know 

your way Around, 

you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so 

as to give him time to think 

Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my 

elders, But it keeps getting harder 

to find one.

~~~~~

Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~

Funny Signs

Hmmmmm!!!  Bit Blonde or What? LOL