10 Peeves That Dogs Have with Humans !..

For Dogs Lovers Everywhere !!! LOL

#1
Blaming your farts on us.....NOT FUNNY,
Not funny at all !!

#2


Yelling at us for barking... I'M A DAMN DOG!

#3
Taking us for a walk, then not letting us check stuff out...
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?


#4
Any trick that involves balancing food on our nose.
Stop it!!
#5
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff up
when you're not home.... payback!
#6
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw...
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo....
What a proud moment for the top of the food chain!

#7
Taking me to the vet for 'the big snip'...
Then acting suprised when I freak out
every time we go back!

#8

Getting upset when we sniff the crotches of your

guests....

Sorry, but we haven't quite mastered that

handshake thing just yet!
(no picture for that one) lol

#9
Dog sweaters...

Hello ???

Have you not noticed the fur? :)

#10

How you act disgusted when we lick ourselves!

Look, we both know the truth.... You're just jealous!

Now lay off on some of these things..
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see us picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.....

A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE!
AND CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Now tell me this .............................

?? Now whose boss ? Dog or Man? or your
best friend !! Enjoy ! LOL !!!! :)