Wednesday, August 26, 2009

The Blonde Version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?" LOL

A Contestant, named Sarah, on 'Who Wants to be a millionaire?'
had finally reached the last round....

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win the $1,000,000.

If she answered incorrectly, she would only take home the $25,000,
And as she suspected the Million Dollar Question wouldn't be an easy one..

And there it was, 'Which of the following species of birds does not
build its own nest, but instead lays its eggs in the nests of other birds?

Is it?

A) the condor
B) the buzzard
C) the cuckoo
D) the vulture

Sarah was on the spot, and She didn't know the answer..
She had used up her 50/50 Lifeline and her Ask the Audience Lifeline.

All that remained was her Phone-a-Friend Lifeline.
She hoped she would not have to use it because.........
Her friend was, well, a blonde.

As she had no alternative, they called her friend and she gave her the
question and the four choices.

The blonde responded without hesitating...
"Oh, That's easy"... The answer is C: the cuckoo.

Sarah, had to make a decision and make it fast.
She considered employing a reverse strategy and giving any answer
except the one that her friend had given her.....

And considering her friend was a blonde that would seem to be the
most logical thing to do, But her friend had responded with such confidence,
and certainty , that Sarah could not help but be convinced..

So Crossing her fingers, she said, "C: The cuckoo".

''Is that your final answer?" "Yes, that is my final answer".

''That answer is Absolutely correct!
You are now a millionaire! ( The crowd cheered.. )

Sarah had won the million dollars!


'Three days later, Sarah hosted a huge party for her family and friends,
including the blonde who had helped her win the million dollars....

"Oh Jeni, I just do not know how to thank you , " Sarah said ..

"How did you happen to know the right answer?"

''Oh, come on," said the blonde .....

Everybody knows that cuckoos don't build nests,
They live in clocks... 'Sarah fainted '

ROFL.. :)


Monday, August 10, 2009

Fun Joke, Do Women Fart? Really????



Has Been a tense week......
Thought this joke was appropriate!! LOL ....
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized
I desperately needed to fart...... (women don't ya know!)

HOWEVER, The music was really, really loud,
so I timed my farts with the beat of the music,
And After a couple of songs, I started to feel better....


So I finished my drink and noticed that everybody
was staring at me...... (don't ya hate that? but) ..... lol

I suddenly remembered I was listening to my iPod...

OMG.... Hilarious or Just Blonde??

I Will let you decide!

Tense week over, .... Needless to say....

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