"If you're going to kill each other, please do it outside.
I've just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION .
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC...
"Because I said so! That's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC ....
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck,
you're not going to the shops with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT..
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner ."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM ...
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA..
"You WILL sit there until all those broad beans are gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER
"This room of yours looks like a cyclone hit it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times.. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world
who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"You Just wait 'til we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE
"If you don't stop pulling those faces, you are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP ...
"Go & Put your jumper on.... Do you think I don't know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOUR ...
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT!
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You are just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS ..
"Shut that door behind you,.. Do you think you were born in a tent?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM ..
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE
(And my all time Favourite & lucky last) ..
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
Go Figure.. LOL .. I did have Four Sons .. and Yes I now know
exactly what she meant!.... And Great Lessons they were.. :)
Dianne @
DK-Elite-Enterprises
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