An elderly man in Taranaki had owned
a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond out the back.
It was perfectly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.
One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, (as he hadn't been there for a while)
to look it over.
He grabbed a huge bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond....
He made the young women aware of his presence ,
and they all went down to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."
AND.......
Holding the rather large bucket up he said,
"I'm just here to feed the alligator"
See... some old men can still think fast..
LOL..
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