Fun Joke For my Aussie Friends..

I have a few Aussie Mates, so thought this would be a fun one
to add for them , OR for anyone who knows any! ... :)

==> STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE <==
A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real
distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next
table turned to look at her.

"Kin ya swaller?" asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!'
desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza.
The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her

dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up
and down the crack of her butt.

This completely shocked the woman into such a violent spasm
that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to
breathe again.
Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a giant

swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that
bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen
somebody actually do it.....


LOL ..... or want to slap me ?