Fun Joke

How True? but that's not the joke... This is!


A Nine Year Old Boy is spying on his Mother and her
lover from a bedroom wardrobe...

The Woman's Husband comes home Early..

So she shoves her lover into the wardrobe, not
knowing her son is in there, too..

"Dark in Here, isn't it? " the boy says

"Yes, it is," Says the man ...

"Want to buy a football for $200?"

"NO WAY"

"My Dad's outside"

"OK. Done!

The next week, the husband is home early again.

The lover is shoved back into the wardrobe with
the boy....

"Dark in here " Says the boy.

"Yes, It Is! "

"I've got football boots for sale, Only $500."

"SOLD" ...

The next day, the father says to the boy,
"Grab your Football gear, Let's go to the park for a game"

"I can't Dad, I sold it for $700"

"What, you conned your friends?
You will have to go & ask God for forgiveness my boy"

So the father marches the boy off to church, sits him in
the confessional booth and closes the door..

"Dark in here," Says the little boy.

"Don't start that again," Says the Priest.


(And No, Not one of my sons..)
LOL.. :)

"Make your 2009, Shine"