Funny Quickies

I dialed a number and got the 

following recording:

"I am not available right now, 

but Thank you for caring enough 

to call. I am making some 

changes in my life. 

Please leave a message 

after the Beep. 

If I do not return your call,
You are one of the 

changes." 

~~~~~
Aspire to inspire before you 

expire.
~~~~~

( I LOVE THIS ONE! )

My wife and I had words,
But I didn't get to use mine.
~~~~~
Frustration is trying to find your 

glasses without your glasses.
~~~~~
Blessed are those who can give 

without remembering
And take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the 

 time You're old enough to know 

your way Around, 

you're not going anywhere.
~~~~~
God made man before woman so 

as to give him time to think 

Of an answer for her first question.
~~~~~

I was always taught to respect my 

elders, But it keeps getting harder 

to find one.

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Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
~~~~~