Don't Mess with Old People + fun

Fred was a resident in an island nursing home.
There was one nurse that just drove him crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to
him like he was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,

"And how are we doing this morning?"

Or
"Are we ready for a bath?"
Or
"Are we hungry ?"

Old Fred had had enough of this particular nurse.

So one day, at breakfast,
Old Fred took the apple juice off the tray
And put it in his bed side stand.
Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing,
So you know where the juice went!












The nurse came in a little later,
picked up the urine bottle and looked at it....

 "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today. "

At this, Old Fred snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top....  And drank it down, saying,

"Well, I'll just run it through again, shall I?
 Maybe I can filter it better this time."

With that  said the nurse fainted
and old Fred just smiled.......

THE MORAL OF THE STORY .....
DON'T MESS WITH 'OLD' PEOPLE!!!  LOL