Hilarious Tassie' Video

Super Funny Video, sent from a friend that
lives over there...
So guessing if she found it funny, & she lives
in Tasmania' then no one else should be offended..
Hope not anyway... lol
And I know I LMAO .. hope you do too... :)
Enjoy!




DK-Elite- Enterprises

Fun Joke - "Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast! " This is one of my Fav' Jokes ...

An elderly man in Taranaki had owned
a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond out the back.
It was perfectly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, (as he hadn't been there for a while)
to look it over.
He grabbed a huge bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond....




He made the young women aware of his presence ,
and they all went down to the deep end.


One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"


The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."


AND.......


Holding the rather large bucket up he said,
"I'm just here to feed the alligator"


See... some old men can still think fast..
LOL..

Some Fun Pictures..

"Always in a Hurry" Oops!

"Barbie, Addicted to Facebook" Eeeek..

"A Plumber with a great sense of humour" LOL..

"In my next life , Why I'd like to be a bear"

Fun Joke - True though.. lol

Quote of the day...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. "

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap.....

Be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!!! LOL ..

Fun Joke - Marriage and Sharing.. lol

"The sharing of marriage"... LOL

An old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries
and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half,
placing one half in front of his lovely wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into
two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of her....

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down
between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger,
the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, That poor old couple...
All they can afford is one meal for the two of them.

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table
and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man said, they were just fine - and that they were used to
sharing everything.....

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite.
She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally
taking turns at sipping on the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy
another meal for them.
This time the old woman said
"No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with
the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady
who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked

"What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered ......


"THE TEETH."



Nothing like sharing everything, aye? ..
How sweet.. lol