Fun Pictures & Old Geezers .. lol

Some Fun Pictures, Just for a Good Laugh.. :)
Getting old ain't so bad ... lol

& My Personal Fav' lol

LOL, No point in mucking about! ..

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Hilarious Tassie' Video

Super Funny Video, sent from a friend that
lives over there...
So guessing if she found it funny, & she lives
in Tasmania' then no one else should be offended..
Hope not anyway... lol
And I know I LMAO .. hope you do too... :)
Enjoy!




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Fun Joke - "Some Old Men Can Still Think Fast! " This is one of my Fav' Jokes ...

An elderly man in Taranaki had owned
a large farm for several years.

He had a large pond out the back.
It was perfectly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables,
horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to go
down to the pond, (as he hadn't been there for a while)
to look it over.
He grabbed a huge bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting
and laughing with glee.
As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond....




He made the young women aware of his presence ,
and they all went down to the deep end.


One of the women shouted to him,
"We're not coming out until you leave!"


The old man frowned,
"I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
naked or to make you get out of the pond naked."


AND.......


Holding the rather large bucket up he said,
"I'm just here to feed the alligator"


See... some old men can still think fast..
LOL..

Some Fun Pictures..

"Always in a Hurry" Oops!

"Barbie, Addicted to Facebook" Eeeek..

"A Plumber with a great sense of humour" LOL..

"In my next life , Why I'd like to be a bear"

Fun Joke - True though.. lol

Quote of the day...

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. "

If you give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she will give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she will give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she will give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap.....

Be ready to receive a ton of sh*t!!! LOL ..