Tonsils
vs. Circumcision
Two little kids are in the hospital, lying on stretchers
next to each other outside the operating room,
the first surgeries of the
day.
The first kid leans over and asks,
The first kid leans over and asks,
"What are you in here
for?"
The second kid says,
The second kid says,
"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm
afraid."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry
about. I had
that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they
give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy.
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "Circumcision."
"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy.
I had
that done when I was born.
Couldn't walk for a year."
LOL
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