FUN PLACE 2 BE - THE 5F'S OF FUN ARE.....

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Funny Joke - ouch... LOL

Tonsils vs. Circumcision

Two little kids are in the hospital, lying on stretchers

next to each other outside the operating room,

the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks,

"What are you in here for?"

The second kid says,

"I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry

about. I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they

give you lots of Jelly and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "Circumcision."

"Whoa!" the second kid replies, "Good luck, buddy.

I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year."

LOL

Monday, September 10, 2012

Some Funny Definitions of 'OLD'

Well, I am not that old yet ......
(although if you asked a 12 year old, they would think so)
I thought these were funny!

It's scary when you start making the same noises
as your coffee maker .....

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An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and
told her preacher she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated and second,
she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.

"Wal-Mart?" the preacher exclaimed!!
"Why Wal-Mart?

"Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me
twice a week"

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My friend quietly confided to her best friend that she was
having an affair.....

She turned to her and asked, "Are you having it catered"?

And that, my friend, is a sad definition of 'OLD'!

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Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman,
"And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?" the reporter asked.

She simply replied, "No peer pressure"

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Know how to prevent sagging?

Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club
and start exercising....

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down,
and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on,
the class was over.

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THE SENILITY PRAYER :

Grant me the senility to forget the people

I never liked anyway,

the good fortune to