Funny Picture from Idaho ..... LOL

IDAHO HAS SPOKEN


With the world the way it is today, 
everyone is seeing images in their food - 
from Jesus on a piece of toast
to George Washington on a chicken nugget. 

Now finally someone has found the image 
of Obama on a potato.....     ;)  

Aren't Older Women Great? LOL

An Older Mans' Perspective  :) 

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look 

at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a 

cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched

 a 10-inch black and white TV...... 

but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, 

a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping 

with a 63-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. 

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl 

and she would make sure that I would once again be living

in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed

and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? 

They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

Nursery Rhymes but not as we know them ... LOL

You have to be old enough to appreciate these...

If you don't understand, it is because you are too young. 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, 

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. 

All the kings' horses, 

And all the kings' men. 

Had scrambled eggs, 

For breakfast again.. 

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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie, 

Kissed the girls and made them cry. 

And when the boys came out to play, 

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay. 

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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle, 

All over the bedside clock. 

The little dog laughed to see such fun. 

Then died of electric shock. 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill 

To have a little fun. 

Stupid Jill forgot the pill 

And now they have a son. 

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Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. 

Said Simple Simon to the pie man, 

'What have you got there?' 

Said the pie man unto Simon, 

'Pies, you dumb ass' !! 

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Mary had a little pig, 

She kept it fat and plastered; 

And when the price of pork went up, 

She shot the little bastard 

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Definitely not how I remember them at all .... LOL  

The Joys of Getting Old, huh!

"Killer the useless guard dog" !

Our house was broken into last night by two robbers who locked
me in the bathroom, and then proceeded to steal all they could carry.

Our watchdog Killer did not alert us at all, and for this reason
we are giving him away.....

We no longer want this dog. We have decided on installing an
electric fence and detection devices with alarms. They're cheaper
to maintain and definitely a lot more reliable....

For those interested in adopting this dog, please send an
e-mail immediately.....

Killer is fun to hang out with, but otherwise pretty useless.

A recent photo of Killer is included below. 

'Killer' is a Norwegian Beer Hound... 

.... can you tell he is 100% purebred? LOL